Stay away from social media and the dating scene for a couple of years and you suddenly realize that the world has turned topsy turvy. I mean, never in my wildest dreams did I imagine that I’d end up getting laid, sending ‘nude selfies’ to a stranger I’d never even spoken to in my entire life. That’s Snapsext for you.
And if it can happen to a tech-retard borderline geek girl like me, I am sure it can happen to you too.
But before I get into the details, let me go back a bit and start from the beginning.
I have never been a gizmo freak. I mean, I do use a smartphone. But my usage is by and large limited to receiving and making phone calls and the occasional text when my boyfriend doesn’t answer his calls. And to be honest, I have hated the sight of people with their heads bowed, eyes buried in their phones, walking like zombies on the road.
Don’t even get me going on the selfie brigade. I was sure that someday a kid was going to get his head knocked off by a car, trying to click a selfie. And one day I caught my 19 year old niece clicking a selfie half-naked. That flipped my lid and I gave her a piece of my mind.
Am I sounding like an old fart? I was a 28 year old good looking woman then, by the way. Brunette, 5’9, 34E. Go figure.
So, she tells me that it’s for a really cool new app called Snapsext that’s the rage with everyone. I was like, ‘What a weird name. Why do you have to click nude pictures on the app?’
So she explained to me how snapsext works and she even showed me a couple of selfies. I heard it in bits and pieces. Clearly, I was not interested.
How I ended up on Snapsext
Back home that night, I am trying on a new dress and I felt that my waistline has expanded by a few inches. So, I removed my top, picked up my cell phone and tried to click my first selfie ever.
It was all shaky at first. But I got a decent pic on the third attempt. My waist didn’t look so bad. But all of a sudden, I felt an urge to send that pic to my boyfriend, who was still at work. Wasn’t this how the selfie app worked?
Two hours later, we had the most passionate sex in years. And it had been at least three years since we last did it.
So, it got me thinking. If seeing a nude selfie of mine could turn Andy into an animal, what would it do to other men? Would they like seeing me in the nude? I have had a bit of an adventurous past before marriage happened.
Let’s say that the selfie triggered something from my past. I had butterflies in my stomach all night thinking about how someone would react seeing me in the buff. But online dating? I have had three very bad experiences in the past. Somehow, the thought stuck.
The next morning log on to my computer and search for the app which my niece mentioned so that I can download it. The name was Snap something and I searched for ‘Selfie nude app snap’ and the first thing that pops up, is Snapsext.
Let’s say curiosity got the cat.
The Snapsext Interface
Since my intention was to have some fun, the website interface immediately had me hooked. I just went ahead and created a profile on the site. And I had a young lady keeping me company during the registration process, gently undressing as we progressed. Lol! How’s that for a welcome.
So, I mentioned that I am a woman looking for a man (although I am open to both options. Lol) and filled in a few basic details about myself and reached the first page which showed 19 men from my area, who were apparently, on the lookout for women and there were 32 women also from my area.
Woohoo! Where was I all this while? What was I missing out on?
However, I could only see their selfies and I instantly liked a few of these guys (and gals). I mean, I could make out that there were not fake pictures or something. These were ordinary people in who wouldn’t be more than 30 years old. Not super models. Not fake teen pictures that can be found online. These were the real deal.
FYI, it’s been seven months since I have signed up for Snap Sext and it has been one hell of a ride. I have met some of the hottest looking men that I have ever dated and a few kinky femme fatales too. Here’s what I have discovered about Snap Sext while comparing it with other similar online dating services.
Free Membership: First things first, I hate it when someone asks me to swipe my credit card before showing me what I am gonna get in return. So, when Snap Sext told me that I could make a profile for free, I absolutely loved it. Even though the free account is severely limited in its functionalities and all the real fun lies on the other side, it allows you to take a lookie and decide whether it’s worth the extra dough. For me, it totally was.
Amazing Search Option: Right from the moment you land on the website, you have access to a multitude of search options. You can search according to age, sexual preference, gender, location (country, city and zip), appearance (body type, hair, race etc), profession (as if that matters to get laid. Lol), Interested in (sex chat, threesome etc) and so on. This really helps you to filter down on the exact kind of men and women you’d want to interact with.
Video Chat: If you have a webcam and a premium membership on the site, you can indulge in some virtual sex with the members who have their cams switched on. Reach this section of the website and you will be amazed at some of the activity that happens here. Lol. There was a very very sexy young Asian girl, that I chatted with and we ended up masturbating on cam. Totally kinky. But completely awesome.
Text me now: If a member has registered their mobile number with Snap Sext, then you can use this feature to text them right away. That, significantly speeds up communication.
Know who checked your profile: You can also see recently joined members, the most popular selfies on the site and also, most importantly, who checked your profile. So, stalking doesn’t work here.
Get Laid Guarantee: If you don’t get laid on Snap Sext (almost impossible), you get a free membership for an equal time duration, that you initially signed up for.
No Fake Profiles: Unlike a lot of online dating websites which have fake paid profiles and robo software chatting to you, Snap Sext has very explicitly written in their terms and conditions that they DO NOT use fake profiles on the site. In fact, they have a 24/7 monitoring system that checks the website for fake registrations and if detected, such profiles are deleted immediately. And quite naturally, you don’t have anyone messaging you saying ‘Hey honey, want to see my pussy’ within minutes of signing up.
My first Sex Date courtesy Snapsext.com
As I said before, my sexual orientation is not exactly straight as a ramrod. I have had girlfriends before and on the second day after I signed up, I exchanged a few pictures with Jessica, who lives three miles north of my county.
The first couple of pictures were not exactly what you’d call racy. But after chatting for a bit on instant messenger, she really opened up. She was 21 and adventurous. I recalled my college days. The selfies that followed really got me all wet to be honest.
Anyway, we decided to meet up the next day at my place. When she arrived, the first thing that really caught my eye, is that she looked exactly like in the pics that she had shared. A 22 year old young attractive student. The sex was amazing to say the least.
So much for people who talk about fake profiles and hookers on dating sites. Not on SnapSext for sure.
In the next three months, I landed four sexual dates with guys and seven with girls. Somehow, I feel that the women on Snap Sext are more responsive than the men. At least for me, they were.
I also tried a threesome with Jessica and Eddie, a 42 year old ex-marine who was also a member for Snap Sext for over two years. We casually asked his score on the site and he chuckled saying he’d lost count.
Tips to maximize your chances of getting laid
Snap Sext is not like your average dating site. It is rightly called the Snapchat of sex, because everyone of the members is looking to have some casual fun with no-strings attached. Having said that, there are a few simple tips that you can follow to ensure that you maximize your chances of getting a sex date.
What can you expect from Snap Sext?
As is the case with every sex hookup website, there are a few limitations in SnapSext too.
The Final Verdict
Coming from a girl who had never clicked even a single nude selfie before, Snap Sext is THE app to try if you wish to find a girl close to you for a sex date. If you are still twiddling your thumb on Tinder, then save your time and money and register on SnapSext. You can thank me later.
My grade: 5 / 5
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